OI!! Happy Birthday Siqi!! Haha, apparently stupid SingPost cheated me of $1 coz I dun tink u got the letter. Neh mind, i go and hang pig head on their door. Neways, happy birthday!! 17! And u can drive! Shiat! Bahs, come baq to Singapore then see how good u drive lah.

seXcaws

Ehhh, How come nobody blog eh? Nvm lah, let me write down the chronicls of my life. Just kidding, huever reads this, if ne1, wld prob die b4 I finished. Haha, okok see the below song and see if u can see ne ting unusual abt it. And if it helps, the title of the song is "The Assuming Song". Plus it wld help if u rmbed the literature thing, u noe, the AABB CCDD AADD thing?

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the prick (dno wad the last word it, but sounded like prick)
Their feet in the water their hands on their

Marbles and playthings at half-past four,
There came a young lady she looked like a

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to

Bring up her children so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling

Refuse and litter and from yesterday's hut, (again it oni sounded like tt)
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizeable

Home in the country with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politely she'd show him her

Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

Small tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck out his

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on the shelf,
If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself.


Hehheh, not too difficult to figure out what abt it when it's written down lah. The first time I heard it I was like Huh? Haha, more difficult if you are hearing it. Hahahahha! Tt's all for now! Shall go... Sleep.. No sku tmr coz most of it's taken up by OP dry run! Hooray!!

seXcaws